80% chance he’s referring to anal
[3/6] brotps- Morgan/Prentiss/Reid
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42
my response to the very problematic line of undies and shit victorias secret put out that had “consent is sexy” on them.
one example out of a trillion of how it’s problematic: if “consent is sexy” then saying no isn’t sexy… etc etc etc
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
original | eb
This sums up my life pretty well
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
I think suicide would be the best way to die, you’re dying on your own terms, not somebody else’s. You get to say goodbye to your loved ones, even if it’s just in a letter or video. You win a game you were supposed to lose.
NO FUCK THIS KIND OF THINKING.
Fuck tumblr for always glorifying suicide.
Let’s break this fucking post down. You’d better hit that readmore button, I stg.